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The Steelers kick ass!
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I don't care what anyone says, Kordell Stewart is the man, AND HE'S NOT GAY!!! So he had a bad season. Ask Steve Young, Brett Favre or Troy Aikman how they did in their second seasons. Hell, the steelers cut Bart Starr early in his career. It takes a while to become a good NFL quarterback. He will rebound next year. Im starting to get a little pissed off because we can't sign anyone. What the hell is that all about. Other teams manage to keep their star players, why can't we? Its a crock of shit! On another Pittsburgh sports related note, Mario Lemieux is the best ever. I have yet to hear a valid argument to the contrary. Oh by the way, the Cowboys suck ass.
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Jimmy Buffett is the coolest man alive
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Think about it. He sits on the beach all day drinking margaritas and smoking pot, then he writes songs about it. He makes millions of dollars and he owns a seaplane. Who wouldn't want to be Jimmy Buffett? I couldn't think of a better way to spend my life. His music kicks ass, and his concerts are like a huge party. My friend Doug and I are going to write him a letter and ask him if we can play tamborine in his band. We'd do it for free. Some people live charmed lives, and he is one of them. Bono from U2 is a close second in coolest man on the planet voting.
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I'm in love with Claudia Schiffer
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David Copperfield is a loser. I am truly convinced that the whole engagement to Claudia is a sham. Supermodels intrigue me. They get paid millions of dollars to look good, and they still find things to bitch about. Why is that? I'll tell you why! It's because people have kissed their asses all their lives. I don't mean to sound bitter or anything, but its the truth. There is only one true supermodel. Claudia Schiffer. Im holding out for her. She'll come to her senses one of these days.
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